My team is The Mighty Collingwood Football Club, The Pies have a huge membership base and I have been a lifetime supporter since a little ankle biter.
Well today the east V’s the west of Australia. Collingwood play The West Coast Wedgies. A team from the west coast of Australia.
My good mate is a Wedgie supporter and ever since last weekend he has been crowing. Last weekend my team Collingwood was beaten by 96 points, an absolute flogging and The West Wedgies won by 95 points. So there was a massive 191 points difference.
So this week my Wedgie mate had been crowing, scratching the ground, and walking around with the chest stuck out for sure. He even mentioned a wager of some kind. I was keen if it be money, alcohol, a nudie run, walking around in a skirt, anything as long as there is an interest.
Well the lines of communications have gone cold. Apparently he is still keen as he is hosting his brother to watch the match and he said,
“Promised my brother a gourmet lunch for when he comes over to watch the Wedgies smash The Mighty Pies.”(I may have edited the team names :)
Well in less than a couple of hours the game will start and a few hours after that we will know who are the pretenders and who are the real deal.
I am supremely confident and I am nearly ready to have another tattoo of my team added to my flesh to join the others that adorn my body.
Hang on, that is it. I challenge my mate to a bet. The loser will pay for the tattoo for the winner. I will go over now and get it started, nothing like a head-start.
I am that confident.