It’s a hard lifestyle living in the far north east of Thailand. Today I got up at the usual time (7:45) for a Saturday and one of my days off from teaching at my school job. On Saturday I teach from home extra studies for students from other schools in Ubon Ratchathani.
My first lesson is at 9am and is 3 young boys in year 7 and they pay 200 baht each for an hour lesson or around $21 Australian dollars. After they leave I teach 5 primary students at the same price per student for an hour. I them have 3 year 9 students, after that it’s lunch then another lesson of 3 girls and then at 2:30pm a class of 20 students at a friends school. So all up today it adds up to over 3,000 Thai baht.
On Sunday I don’t teach until 1pm and in the mornings usually sleep in or go and play golf. I teach 3 classes of Sunday for 2,000 baht. So for 36 hours of teaching for a month I earn in excess of 20,000 baht but at my school job I work 161 hours for the month and receive just over 30,000 baht.
I have turned many students away as I don’t teach through the weekdays after school and I am happy with the students who I now teach and there are some who I have been teaching for 15 months and they just really enjoy coming and studying with me.
Anyway, this afternoon my lovely girlfriend asked if I wanted to go out to the village in the evening and I politely declined the offer, nothing against the village but I have seen what happens there and it really doesn’t interest me in the least.
My English mate and our Thai English speaking friend who supports Liverpool made a date to meet at the food stalls near my house to watch the football game tonight that kicked off at 6:45pm local Thai time. We have to do this if we want to watch the football as none of us have UBC or True Move as it’s now known, I think. My English pal and I have cable TV which is 61 channels of mostly Thai and a few different language channels thrown in here and there.
There is Arabic, Chinese, Laos, English (about 7 channels but always changes), Vietnamese and there were some good South African sports channels that have now disappeared. On cable TV a channel will be there one day and gone the next. They swap and change channels all the time, which is a pain in the ass but the main thing is the Australian channel doesn’t disappear and I get my dose of Aussie TV and news and that keeps me happy.
The problem at the moment is they aren’t showing any Premier football on any channels. Last season you could watch it on so many different channels but now nothing. I refuse to pay 2,000 baht for UBC as that is just a rip off, I only pay 350 baht a month for cable and that’s 2 outlets in the house.
So we head on over to a little shop about 250 metres from my house and sit down to watch the football on his TV. He gets a good crowd in for the football games and we all sit on the edge of the road where the car parks should be at fold down tables and enjoy the game. Thai men are football mad and they love to gamble on football as well and the other great reason to watch football is it gets them away from the girlfriend or wife and they can be with mates and drink that is also a big favourite of Thai men.
I arrived a little earlier than my mates and secured a table brought a bottle of coke and a bucket of ice and the football kicked off. My English mate turned up 5 minutes later and our Thai mate arrived right when Liverpool scored their first goal. I half shit myself as he let out a huge roar when he was a metre behind me. He had brought a spirit with him called Hong Thong and is a blended spirit of some kind that is cheap at 85 baht for a small bottle.
So, he sat down then let us know that his team was a goal up, I support Newcastle and Keith supports Chelsea, so we didn’t really care. He ordered a bottle of soda water and set off about demolishing his bottle of spirits. We bought another bottle of Pepsi when the Coke ran out, Keith and I hardly ever drink and then bought some beer nuts and dried squid.
So we sat there and chatted and just generally what guys do watching the football, talked shit and enjoyed each others company. After 2 hours and Liverpool had come out victors at 2-0 over Sunderland it was time to depart. So my Thai friend asked for the check of; a bottle of Pepsi and Coke, 2 bottles of soda water, 2 small packets of nuts also one big packet of dried squid and 3 buckets of ice 3 buckets of ice.
The bill came back at a total of 83 baht or just a few cents over $3 Australian dollars. The guy who owns the shop I know well as I have been buying odds and ends off of him for well over 16 months now. I always get my ice and snacks from his shop. I added the bill up myself.
25 baht for each bottle of soft drink (50 baht), 2 bottles of soda water (18 baht), 5 baht each for the 3 packets of snacks (15 baht), and the ice is usually 5 baht a bucket but tonight he gave to us free of charge. I said that 90 baht was okay but he wouldn’t accept it and would only take the correct money. My Thai friend gave me 50 baht and I also told him not to worry but he insisted and you can argue with a Thai forever and it wouldn’t change the outcome so after 4 attempts of returning his money I gratefully accepted it.
So for over 2 hours of fun with drinks and snacks it came in at a whopping $3 and a bit dollars. I then stopped at a fried chicken roadside stall and bought 3 pieces of deep dried chicken that is 100% better tasting and nowhere near as greasy as KFC and to go with it 10 baht of Thailand’s famous sticky rice. All up a total cost of 45 baht or well under $2 Aus dollars.
I really love Thailand.
Brunty